very secret diary's of harry potter and co.

hermione granger -

day 1 -
woke up and attempted 2 untangle hair... got 4th brush of the week
stuck in in. gawd damnit! tried to fit toothbrush in2 mouth but failed misrably...
comments -
busy haired bucktoothed MUDBLOOD! draco malfoy

hey i aint met ya yet...! hermione granger

day 2 -
got letter from hogwarts... YEY! im a witch... but im gonna ave 2 leave my friends...
comments -
wot friends? -  ronald weasley

*cries* - hermione granger

day 7-
'has anybody sin a toad? a boy named nevill has lost 1'
stupid nevill, n theres me 2 think... 'HOLY CRICKIT... ur harry POTTER! ive read all about u!'
think i made a gd impression on him, till his glasses got tangled up in my hair.
comments -
mental this 1 im telling u - ron weasley
*nods* - harry potter

OLIVER WOOD -

day 1 - quidditch captain... we royally suck!
in desprate need of prozak...
comments -
wanna rife on my broomstick babe? - anon

who da fukin hell r u? - oliver

im a blonde babe... - anon

:S - oliver

day 2 -
THEIR IS A GAWD! hallelujiah!
got potter... and oh thoses eyes... dazzling green...
i mean, hes our seeker... wunder wot else i could teach him bout
seeking... *coughs*
comments -
i will kill you if u try it on with him oliver... - hermione

oh, jelous... hey u guys aint m8s yet... - oliver

day 6 -
first quidditch match... WE WON WEYHEY...
potter caught the snitch, or should i say swallowed it.
OMG he swallows, well now now that is intresting, v intresting :P
comments -
so i take it wer' finish'd? - hagrid

xcuse me? - oliver

opps, wr'ng jounal, sorry 'bout tha' -  hagrid

DRACO MALFOY

day 1 -
potter, fuking potter...
cherry update - still ripe, thank gawd.
comments -
cheeky - uncle voldie

not u - draco

nice way 2 treat ur LORD OF ALL MIGHTY MOULDY... whoops... VOLDIE! - uncle voldie

keep away from my cherry - draco

ho ho - lucius

i took ur fathers, urs soon shall b mine - uncle voldie

must make a personal note 2 take comments of my diary... LEAVE ME ALONE 2 SHINE MY GLORY, MY CHERRY my pressioussssssss - draco

man thats so old dude... gawd even i dnt do it n e more *takes puff frm spliff* - gollum

im going 2 bed before u 2 come up with any cleve ideas 2 get us killed, or worse expelled - hermione

me 2 - draco